(A novel about Slugs falling in love and killing each other but not necessarily in that order) By Mike Batt

This is an exciting novel written by Mike Batt, - telling the story of ERGO, a slug of medium size, who likes George Formby records and falls in love with a fairy called Elsie (known to him as "Little Else"). Ergo is sure that their contrasting shapes will be a bar to their becoming romantically entwined...and he already has doubts as to whether he'll ever play the piano, as he has no hands. He becomes a great General, recruiting an army to fight against the Pigfrogs (who only come out at Christmas, to squash you just for fun -they don't even need the meat). The book is not yet published, but already there are plans for a radio series and a concept album...

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COPYRIGHT BATT 1992-1998

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Find the chapters by hitting on the
following links...

 Slugs Chapter 1

 Slugs Chapter 2

 Slugs Chapter 3

 Slugs Chapter 4

 Slugs Chapter 5

 Slugs Chapter 6

 Slugs Chapter 7

 Slugs Chapter 8

 Slugs Chapter 9

 Slugs Chapter 10

 Slugs Chapter 11

 Slugs Chapter 12

 Slugs Chapter 13

 Slugs Chapter 14

 Slugs Chapter 15


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